OK, folks. It is becoming more and more apparent that stopping Jimmie will take more voodoo than one little beagle can muster.
Katie is diligently doing her part. The voodoo bear is missing his nose, he's starting to get cross-eyed, and he has several holes in his legs and bottom.
Obviously, the voodoo is having little effect, so Katie is asking for your help. Print a copy of the voodoo bear(or any picture of Jimmie and Chad) and use it as a dart board, run it through the shredder, even use it as kindling to start your next barbecue. Use your imagination. Maybe if we put our collective efforts together, we can stop the #48 in its tracks.
Katie has definitely done some damage. I dunno, JJ at martinsville is almost guaranteed. I'd rather we put our efforts together for PHX when I am there and might actually see someone OTHER than JJ win...and I'll do my part stealing all his lugs!
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ReplyDeleteKatie voodoo is cumulative, so the more voodoo the better(even if JJ is almost guaranteed at Martinsville). We suspect that what might be missing is the personal touch. Maybe while you're at Phoenix, you could snag a piece of paper or something that Jimmie has touched so that we can stuff it inside the bear.
As for stealing JJ's lugs, it might be better if you stole his crew chief :o).
Do they sell those bears at Lowes? If so, I'm getting one. I'll post pics of a special ceremony for the bear. Think the stove scene in Fatal Attraction.
ReplyDeleteMuch thanks to Katie, she has her paws full trying to jinx Jimmy.
I will certainly do my part. Not sure if Bella will be willing to participate. She seems to be a Hendrick fan. Everything Gordon or Johnson she refuses to shred. I got her a Tony Stewart chew toy last year and she shredded it in a couple weeks. May have to get Ernie on the job. He is a Stewart fan and hates everything Hendrick. LOL
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ReplyDeleteThe bear is a Ty Beanie Baby. He's been discontinued, but you might still be able to find one around.
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ReplyDeleteEvery little bit helps.
I believe in Katie's touch. Look how she jinxed Carl! It works!
ReplyDeleteThe Force is strong with this one. We'll have to put in a concentrated effort.
Nothing but the police stopper spikes will stop JJ. Who will volunter to throw them out on the track when JJ races by?
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ReplyDeleteYou may be right. Perhaps Kristen could get Steve Addington to choose the pit stall right in front of JJ at Phoenix so that she could deploy the spike strip when JJ is pulling out of his pi
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ReplyDeleteAll Carl has to do is publicly apologize to Katie for calling Tony a jerk back in 2006 and all will be forgiven(at least until the next time he trashes her Tony)>
shall I look into trying to get him on the 'no fly' list? :P
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ReplyDeletejimmie has his own plane, so the no fly list won't do us any good, Maybe an anonymous tip to the DEA if we can get the tail number on the plane?
well, I'll see what I can do....other than what I already am, being head honcho of the 'Stoppers' and all.
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