originally posted 4/22/09 on FOXSports.com
METEOROLOGISTS NOTE UNDERWORLD CLIMATE CHANGE
OTHER PHENOMENA BEING REPORTED AS WELL
Charlotte- Meteorologists with the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA) reported a sharp drop in the temperature of the Underworld Tuesday morning. The sudden and unexplained temperature decline sent NOAA scientists scrambling for answers. As one unidentified scientist put it "He11 has frozen over, and we've got to find out why."
The answer came Tuesday afternoon when it was announced that NASCAR had placed its chosen one, Dale Earnhardt, Jr. on a six week probation for his actions following Saturday night's Sprint Cup race in Phoenix. NASCAR officials had stated after the race that no action would be taken against Earnhardt, Jr., adding further fuel to the speculation that NASCAR has one set of rules for Dale Jr. and another set of rules for everyone else. NASCAR hopes that Earnhardt, Jr.'s probation will put an end to the idea that he is given preferential treatment by the sanctioning body.
In other news Tuesday, midwest farmers reported seeing large numbers of flying pigs.
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Friday, June 26, 2009
Thursday, June 25, 2009
The Real Reason Behind Jr's Dismal 2007 Season
originally posted 3/16/2008 on FOXSports.com
IMPOSTER WREAKS HAVOC WITH DALE EARNHARDT, JR.
LOOK ALIKE POSED AS CREW CHIEF
Mooresville, NC- A six month long investigation has uncovered the real reason behind Dale Earnhardt, Jr.'s disappointing final season with Dale Earnhardt, Inc.
Throughout the 2007 season, many fans speculated that Earnhardt, Jr.'s stepmother, Theresa, was behind the bad luck which plagued NASCAR's most popular driver. Those speculations proved unfounded with the discovery that an imposter had been posing as Junior's crew chief, Tony Eury, Jr. The imposter has been identified as Larry, the Cable Guy.
Members of Junior's former DEI crew were shocked to learn of the imposter, but no one was as shocked as Junior himself.
"The man is my cousin," Junior told reporters. "We grew up together. You'd think I'd know my own cousin." Other Earnhardt family members said that they, too, were taken aback by the uncanny resemblance of the imposter to Tony, Jr. Side by side photos show the strong resemblance between the two men
Martin Truex, Jr., Dale Jr.'s former DEI teammate said upon seeing the photos, "Man, they sure do look alike, but obviously the imposter couldn't "Git r done"."
Team officials at Hendrick Motorsports, which signed Jurnior after his much publicized split with DEI, told reporters that they have instituted security measures that will guarantee that it is indeed Tony Eury, Jr. on the pit box . A Hendrick spokesman refused to comment on what those security measures are.
A follow up blog was posted 5/28/09
BNN "NEWS" ALERT---
The crack investigative staff at Beagle News Network has just uncovered the REAL reason behind Tony Eury Jr's departure as crew chief of the #88.
Earlier today, Hendrick Motorsports announced that Tony Jr. will step down from the pit box and take a position in the company's Research and Development department. An anonymous spokesman at HMS offered further explanation, "Tony Jr. will be researching new material to further develop his comedy career as Larry the Cable Guy."
According to the website eventful.com, Tony Jr's alter-ego, Larry the Cable Guy, will be kicking off his latest comedy tour June 13 in Manchester, UK. He will follow that with dates in London, Wolverhampton, and Dublin, Ireland before returning stateside for a July 4th appearance in Lincoln, Nebraska.
We here at BNN wish both Tony and Larry much success in their upcoming endeavors.
IMPOSTER WREAKS HAVOC WITH DALE EARNHARDT, JR.
LOOK ALIKE POSED AS CREW CHIEF
Mooresville, NC- A six month long investigation has uncovered the real reason behind Dale Earnhardt, Jr.'s disappointing final season with Dale Earnhardt, Inc.
Throughout the 2007 season, many fans speculated that Earnhardt, Jr.'s stepmother, Theresa, was behind the bad luck which plagued NASCAR's most popular driver. Those speculations proved unfounded with the discovery that an imposter had been posing as Junior's crew chief, Tony Eury, Jr. The imposter has been identified as Larry, the Cable Guy.
Members of Junior's former DEI crew were shocked to learn of the imposter, but no one was as shocked as Junior himself.
"The man is my cousin," Junior told reporters. "We grew up together. You'd think I'd know my own cousin." Other Earnhardt family members said that they, too, were taken aback by the uncanny resemblance of the imposter to Tony, Jr. Side by side photos show the strong resemblance between the two men
Martin Truex, Jr., Dale Jr.'s former DEI teammate said upon seeing the photos, "Man, they sure do look alike, but obviously the imposter couldn't "Git r done"."
Team officials at Hendrick Motorsports, which signed Jurnior after his much publicized split with DEI, told reporters that they have instituted security measures that will guarantee that it is indeed Tony Eury, Jr. on the pit box . A Hendrick spokesman refused to comment on what those security measures are.
A follow up blog was posted 5/28/09
BNN "NEWS" ALERT---
The crack investigative staff at Beagle News Network has just uncovered the REAL reason behind Tony Eury Jr's departure as crew chief of the #88.
Earlier today, Hendrick Motorsports announced that Tony Jr. will step down from the pit box and take a position in the company's Research and Development department. An anonymous spokesman at HMS offered further explanation, "Tony Jr. will be researching new material to further develop his comedy career as Larry the Cable Guy."
According to the website eventful.com, Tony Jr's alter-ego, Larry the Cable Guy, will be kicking off his latest comedy tour June 13 in Manchester, UK. He will follow that with dates in London, Wolverhampton, and Dublin, Ireland before returning stateside for a July 4th appearance in Lincoln, Nebraska.
We here at BNN wish both Tony and Larry much success in their upcoming endeavors.
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