WHAT REALLY HAPPENED TO TONY'S HAIR
BNN UNCOVERS AFTERMATH OF OPERATION "WAX SMOKE"
Charlotte- Five months ago, an undiclosed neighborhood in Charlotte was rocked by the sounds of two-time NASCAR Sprint Cup champion Tony Stewart screaming in agony as his back was waxed for charity. That prompted a number of letters to BNN Headquarters asking "what happened to all the hair they pulled off Tony's back?"
After a thorough investigation, BNN can now reveal that a major portion of Smoke's excess hair went to Chad Knaus, the crew chief for two-time and reigning Sprint Cup champion Jimmie Johnson.
Knaus(r) in 2007; Knaus today
When asked for a comment, Johnson told BNN "Hey, I paid $10,000 for some of that hair! I wanted to make sure it got put to good use." Knaus could not be reached for comment.