Thursday, June 25, 2009

A Hair Raising Experience

originally posted 8/21/08 on FOXSports.com

WHAT REALLY HAPPENED TO TONY'S HAIR
BNN UNCOVERS AFTERMATH OF OPERATION "WAX SMOKE"


Charlotte
- Five months ago, an undiclosed neighborhood in Charlotte was rocked by the sounds of two-time NASCAR Sprint Cup champion Tony Stewart screaming in agony as his back was waxed for charity. That prompted a number of letters to BNN Headquarters asking "what happened to all the hair they pulled off Tony's back?"


After a thorough investigation, BNN can now reveal that a major portion of Smoke's excess hair went to Chad Knaus, the crew chief for two-time and reigning Sprint Cup champion Jimmie Johnson.


Knaus(r) in 2007; Knaus today

When asked for a comment, Johnson told BNN "Hey, I paid $10,000 for some of that hair! I wanted to make sure it got put to good use." Knaus could not be reached for comment.

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